wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via trust)

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thewatersensei:

when croagunk faints it looks like someone who laughed too hard at their own joke

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(Source: edkaworu, via zickafoose)

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zickafoose:

fartherfromfamiliar:

my-life-as-a-jedi:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
I was murdered by ET…..

Chased down by clowns and cockroaches…

I fell from a high place into a pit full of Nicolas Cage and Opossums. And caught fire spontaneously while drowning in rodent and bad acting.

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ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via cleverestgirl)

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relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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(via asvprock)

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drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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